Things Discussed @ Last Night's Naughty Knit Night

In no particular order:

• My "hate-on" for Caron Simply Soft;
• Progress on Clapotis;
• Riffing/musing upon/about my habit of deconstructing Celtic knots or tatted items into crochet work (Question: How can I make a living doing this?)
  
• "Crowning" as fetish (as well as the unassuming, yet TOTALLY HAMMERED person who elucidated this);
• The Cormo I was RAK'd, referred henceforth as "Angel Pubes";
• My injured middle finger interfering with my trademark "Double-Gun Salute";
• Larry the Homeless Guy (see a few posts back);
• World of Beer + Motion Sickness = Surprise puke on blouse demonstration;
• "The bottom falling out on the Woolmeise market" (re: hoarders who can't unload their WM stash for +++profit);
• Making soakers out of Sundrama;
• Knitting w/dongs;
• "The Asswater Incident" involving MacGuyvering an enema together w/a bendy straw and a 4 oz bulb syringe.
  
  GOOD TIMES!