Reading IS Fundamental... EFFING Fundamental

File under: My blog, my prerogative.

For some of the back story you can check out this post; however, it really doesn’t involve this person so directly; however, however the person who that post IS about was the one who requested I get in touch with this twat to help her/them set up a new group, only to be rewarded with nothing but rudeness.

Please read from the bottom upwards for your amusement and edification…

From: Me
Subject: Reading is Fucking Fundamental
To: Moron
Date: July 1, 2008 9:30 a.m.

READING IS FUCKING FUNDAMENTAL… I DID SAY PLEASE. I DARE YOU TO GO BACK AND READ MY REPLY.

AND AS FAR AS MANNERS GO, YOU WERE NOTHING BUT RUDE TO ME AT A TIME WHEN I WAS ATTEMPTING TO HELP YOU.

PERHAPS BEFORE ACTING AS IF SOMEONE ELSE IS RUDE, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD LOOK IN A MIRROR.

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From: Moron
Subject: MAYA ANGELOU ( A Women)
To: ME
Date: Monday, June 30, 2008 7:42 PM

An insane mine gone mad??????? What do I do?????? Cry or be sad that you still exist and that I made a mistake.

I thought you disappeared maven, forever, I apologize for the disruption.

What happened to please???? Say Please! (Emphasis mine)

Take a pill and chill, hopefully you will feel better tomorrow, and I shall never hear from you again.
A normal person would simply delete all unwanted messages.

Please be informed that this and any future e-mails received will be posted via internet. (Emphasis mine–wtf posted via internet? Um? Too late!)

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From: Me
To: Moron

Please do not send me these types of emails. (Emphasis mine)

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HERE IS THE TRIPEY MINDLESSLY FORWARDED EMAIL WHICH STARTED THIS NONSENSE (with all its false credit to Maya Angelou--it was written by Pamela Redmond Satran; I left all the bad spelling, punctuation and poor formatting in tact.):

— On Mon, 6/30/08, MORON wrote:

From: MORON
               Subject: MAYA ANGELOU ( A Women)
               To: ME
               Date: Monday, June 30, 2008, 5:50 PM
          
               Love this one!
               "MAYA ANGELOU'S" BEST POEM EVER
               cid:6__=0ABBF94DDFDEDFE28f9e8a93df9386@chubb.com
          
               A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..
               enough money within her control to move out
               and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to...
          
               A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
               something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
          
               A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
               a youth she's content to leave behind
          
               A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
               a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
               retelling it in her old age....
          
               A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
               a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
               A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
               one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...
          
               A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
               a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...
          
               A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .
               eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal,
               that will make her guests feel honored...
          
               A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
               a feeling of control over her destiny.
          
               EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
               how to fall in love without losing herself.
          
               EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
               how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship...
          
          
               EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
          
               when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...
          
               EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
               that she can't change the length of her calves,
               the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..
          
               EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
               that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over...
          
               EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
               what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...
          
               EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
               how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...
          
               EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..
               whom she can trust,
               whom she can't,
               and why she shouldn't take it personally...
          
               EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
               where to go...
               be it to her best friend's kitchen table...
               or a charming inn in the woods...
               when her soul needs soothing...
          
               EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
               what she can and can't accomplish in a day...
               a month...and a year...
               ****************************** *************
          
               SEND THIS TO 3 WOMEN....
          
               You will have good luck for an entire day..
          
          
          
               SEND THIS TO 6 WOMEN....
          
               you will have good luck for all of the year or if nothing else...
               you know that you are truly loved and thought of by the friend who sent this to you
               and that she only wishes the best for you and your life.. .